Monday, March 3, 2014

Valentine's Day = Annual Pissing Contest

Three years back, I spent my Valentine's Day on the 14th of Feb at a decently posh high-end restaurant with some degree of fine dining (it wasn't really molecular dining but had full-sized meals). So basically the restaurant kind of rearranged their seating on the day itself to only have two-seater seats, and every piece of furniture was lined up perfectly. Tables and seats aligned to the same structure row after row. I personally felt I was eating in a canteen. I could easily reach over to the girl next to me and tap her plate, and vice versa, and I could also survey the room for the girl's respective bouquets pretty clearly.

Anyway, to cut the story short, I had a great dinner with JS that time at the restaurant and despite the food being pricey (as they always are on V. Day) it was pretty good. Worth the price? Maybe not. But it's always about the company and my company was good. So yeah, all's good! 

From that point, I was convinced that V. Day is essentially a pissing contest for ladies

According to Urban Dictionary, a pissing contest refers to two or more parties simply attempting to out-do one another, not for the sake of truly believing in their cause, but just to win in order to gain some kind of power, honour, or reward of some kind.

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To all the guys out there: If you want to celebrate V. Day ON the 14th of Feb, go big or go home. If your girlfriend places 100% importance on the Valentine's Day Performance, the repercussions of a poor performance will make her embarrassed, feel awful and as a result, she will give you hell for the rest of the month.

With that said,


AHA HA HA HA.

P.S. Valentine's Day post coming right up! Sorry for the lack of updates but I've been swamped with assignments. 

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